SOME LOGICIAL THOUGHTS

1.Whenever you find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

2.To Err is human, but to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.

3.The road to success??.. Is always under construction.

4.Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.


5.In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you have ability to repay back.


6.All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.


7.Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear

8.Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?.. Which never works.


9.If at first you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.

10.You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.


11.Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.

12. 42.7% of all statistics is made on the spot.


13.As soon as you mention something?? If it is good, it is taken?. If it is bad, it happens.


14.He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule.


15.If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? The bus is still late.

16.Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.


17.When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions. Â

18.If you have paper, you don't have a pen. If you have a pen, you don't have paper. If you have both, no one calls.


19.Especially for engg. Students : If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.


20.You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.


21.The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.
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22.After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.
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23.If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.


24.Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker


25.Before borrowing money from a friend, decide whether you need more.


26.There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side.

27.An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

28.Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them.

29.Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.


30.When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.


31.Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.


32.Well done is better than well said .


33.Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody is looking.


34.Where there is a WILL, there is a WAY, Where there is MONEY, there are many WAYS.


35.Where there is MONEY, there are many FRIENDS and RELATIVES.

36.Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

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Love is like


Love is like a friendship caught on fire.
In the beginning a flame, very pretty,
Often hot and fierce,
But still only light and flickering.
As love grows older,
Our hearts mature
And our love becomes as coals,
Deep-burning and unquenchable.


Author: Bruce Lee

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When a GIRL is quiet ...

When a GIRL is quiet ...
millions of things are running in her mind.



When a GIRL is not arguing ....
she is thinking deeply.



When a GIRL looks at u with eyes full
of questions ... she is wondering how long you will be around.



When a GIRL answers ' I'm fine '
after a few seconds ... she is not at all fine.



When a GIRL stares at you she is
wondering why you are lying.



When a GIRL lays on your chest ...
she is wishing for you to be hers forever.



When a GIRL wants to see you everyday...
she wants to be pampered.



When a GIRL says ' I love you ' ..
she means it.



When a GIRL says ' I miss you ' ....
no one in this world can miss you more than that.



Life only comes around once make sure u
spend it with the right person ....

Find a guy .. who calls you beautiful instead
of hot.

who calls you back when you hang up on him.

who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who ..... kisses
your forehead.

Who wants to show you off to the world
when you are in your sweats.

Who holds your hand in front of his friends.

Who is constantly reminding you of how
much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you.

Who turns to his friends and says, '
That's her!! '

Vidic Antiklimaks

Roma - Final Liga Champions 2009 sepertinya menjadi antiklimaks buat Nemanja Vidic. Karang kokoh dari Serbia itu tampak rapuh saat menghadapi gempuran penyerang-penyerang Barcelona.

Dalam pertarungan puncak di Roma, Kamis (28/5/2009) dinihari WIB, Manchester United kehilangan gelar Eropa-nya setelah menelan kekalahan 0-2.

Manajer Sir Alex Ferguson menyesalkan terjadinya gol-gol di gawang Edwin van der Sar, karena lahir dari permainan tak bagus di lini belakang. Dan Vidic tentu saja salah satu pemain yang berperan di sektor tersebut.

Tidak seperti biasanya, si 'Menara Kembar' (Twin Tower) tidak tampil solid. Rio Ferdinand, salah satu bek terbaik Inggris saat ini, kerepotan dalam membangun tembok pertahanan bersama rekan-rekannya, terutama Vidic sebagai sesama centre back.

Tapi Vidic dinilai bermain lebih buruk ketimbang Ferdinand. Ia tampak kerap kehilangan konsentrasi sehingga sering kali melakukan sapuan-sapuan yang tidak ideal. Ia mudah dilewati Lionel Messi, Samuel Eto'o atau Xavi Hernandez, juga buruk menghalau bola-bola di udara.

Gol pertama buatan Eto'o di menit 10 juga ada unsur kegagalan Vidic dalam menghentikan pergerakan penyerang Kamerun itu, sebelum kemudian memperdaya Michael Carrick dan Edwin van der Sar.

Menjadi antiklimaks buat Vidic karena pria bertubuh tinggi besar itu beberapa jam sebelum kickoff dinobatkan sebagai pemain terbaik Liga Inggris pilihan sponsor Barclays.

Ia juga telah memenangi penghargaan sebagai pemain 'Setan Merah' terbaik musim ini versi para pemain MU maupun fans melalui voting via situs resmi klub tersebut.


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Barca 'Tiru' Resep Treble MU

Barcelona - Kesuksesan Barcelona menjuarai treble winners musim ini, bisa dikatakan berkat kesuksesan mereka "meniru" resep Manchester United ketika merebut tiga gelar sepuluh tahun silam. Apa itu?

Barcelona musim ini meraih tiga gelar. Titel ketiga direngkuh Kamis (28/5/2009) dinihari WIB yakni juara Liga Champions. Barca mengangkat piala usai menundukkan MU 2-0. Juara Liga Champions melengkapi gelar Liga Spanyol dan Copa del Rey yang sudah direngkuh sebelumnya.

Materi Barcelona dalam merengkuh tiga gelar ini adalah pemain-pemain binaan sendiri. Carles Puyol, Xavi Hernandez, Andres Iniesta, Victor Valdes, Lionel Messi, Xavi, Sergio Busquets, dan Gerrard Pique adalah contohnya.

Munculnya bintang-bintang ini mengingatkan pada kesukesan MU ketika merebut tiga gelar di musim 1998/99. Ketika itu mereka mengandalkan pemain-pemain binaan yang terkenal dengan sebutan "Class of 1992". Ryan Giggs, Gary Neville, Philip Neville, Paul Scholes, dan David Beckham adalah pilar-pilar dari "Class of 1992".

Bila diperhatikan, maka deretan nama-nama yang mendatangkan kejayaan itu adalah pemain lokal. Dari binaan Barca yang menghadirkan treble saat ini, sebagian besar adalah orang Spanyol. Sementara itu "Class of 1992" juga berisikan banyak orang Inggris.

"Di kompetisi apa pun, klub yang sukses pasti sudah melakukan banyak hal terhadap pemain-pemain lokalnya," ujar Xavi Hernandez seperti dikutip dari situs resmi Barcelona.

"Kami sangat bangga karena banyak dari pemain-pemain binaan tumbuh bersama di lapangan. Ini menunjukkan bahwa sistem berjalan dengan baik," timpal kapten Carles Puyol.

Saat ini MU bukannya tidak membina pemain. Namun kesempatan untuk para pemain muda untuk masuk ke tim utama tidaklah sebanyak "Class of 1992". Hal ini dipengaruhi oleh regulasi di Inggris tentang batasan usia pemain muda. ( a2s / din )